DAMN that FAT BLOB Mr. Micheal!!!! He's NUTZ!!! CUCKOO!!!! Do you have any idea how brainless that arsehole is?? He gave us 1 measly WEEK to do our PJPK folio. I really have no idea what's in that jelly brain of his...... I mean all he cares about is FITNESS...FITNESS...FITNESS!!!!!!! Every week, he says to us boys:" humph... Look at yourself, all WIMPS!! USELESS WEAKLINGS!!! You call yourself a MAN??? Man has STAMINA!!!! STAMINA IS IMPORTANT!!!!! If you have no stamina, you will DIE!! You can't SURVIVE!!!! If I hear you all complaining about the exercises i throw at you, GET LOST AND WEAR BRA!!!!!!"
This is how that fat, big bellied, oversized blob tortures us every week. IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME LINE!!! ARRGHH!!! One day, I'm gonna use that oversized belly of his to improve the facilities of the school. You know how??? USE IT AS A TRAMPOLINE!!! That way, we can train ourselves to jump higher and exercise at the same time!! WOW!! Who would've thought that an oversized belly like that can ACTUALLY HELP US!!!
Owh yeah.... I can't update my blog that often anymore because of my parents.... they are EVIL!!!! They won't let me touch the computer... At least not for a long period of time.... So, I think maybe my next update will be in mid-April or later. Anyway, WISH YOU ALL HAPPY EASTER AND A GOOD FRIDAY!!!!! May God bless you ALL!! =D
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
The Braces Of Evil
OMG!!!!! How come nobody told me about the EXTREMELY excruciating pain and HELL of putting braces!!!!???? WTF!!! At first, i didn't experience any pain after the treatment. The doc finished putting my braces at 3:30 today, and he said i couldn't drink anything for the next 2 hours. Even worse....... I COULDN'T EAT FOR 6 HOURS!!!! That's basically HELL for me!!! So, i sat at home doing nothing, counting the hours and minutes ticking by, until i can break fast like the MALAYS. Sigh..... they also said the pain would last for like days. HOLY COW!!! HELP ME BUDDHA!!!!!! NAMO AMITABHA!!!!!
Anyway, since i did not eat much, i do not have the strength or energy to say much. Oh yeah, i might take a few days to get used to this excruciating pain, and i just so happen to be leaving for penang for the next 2 days. So, don't expect any updates for these few days, cause i'll be MEDITATING to chase away the PAIN!!! Pain, pain, go away, come again another day, i want to eat some good food; pain, pain, go away, I WANT TO BE IN PEACE!!!!
Anyway, since i did not eat much, i do not have the strength or energy to say much. Oh yeah, i might take a few days to get used to this excruciating pain, and i just so happen to be leaving for penang for the next 2 days. So, don't expect any updates for these few days, cause i'll be MEDITATING to chase away the PAIN!!! Pain, pain, go away, come again another day, i want to eat some good food; pain, pain, go away, I WANT TO BE IN PEACE!!!!
Monday, March 16, 2009
The Whacked Out Teachers in My School
Ahem... As you all know, my school is very well known for the so damn strict discipline. Well, there's more to it than meets the eye. If all of you think that the teachers in my school are kind, gentle, polite, patient, honest, and many other more goody goody SICKENING stuff, then you are so darn WRONG!!!!
First of all, the psychos A.K.A the discipline teachers, are the main problem. Let me ask you something, 1 or 2 discipline teachers are more than enough right? But thats not the case for my school, because there are 4 OF THEM!!! Do you know what that means??? That means 4 TIMES the PAIN, SUFFERING, TORTURE, HELL and many more. Oh MY GODD!!!! How can any student survive that?!! Okok, now I'll tell you how bad they are. I won't hold anything back about them since they made my life in the afternoon session MISERABLE!!!
Now, the 1st maniac on my list is this Pn. Su***.(for those who are in my school you should know who this is, because the cencorship is for my personal safety) She is so DAMN FAT and her belly is BLOATED UP as if she's pregnant or something!! Then, she croaks as loud as a bullfrog until that she didn't need to use the microphone for every student in the hall to hear her. Next, I'll tell you about the crap she done to me to make me detest this bloody despicable bastard. The first time I began hating her was during Form 1. As you know, every school has this campaign call "Save Our Mother Earth" by recycling stuff like newspapers right? Ok, there is this silly and stupid rule that parents are not allowed to drop their child in front of the school gate as this will cause massive traffic jam in residential area. Back then when I was in Form 1, I was a really good boy. In fact, I think I could have been a model student for the school!! Just exaggerating.... Back to the point, I carried a very heavy bag of old newspapers to school which weighed about 8 kg. Now that's a huge contribution don't you all think? But 'SOMEBODY' doesn't appreciate my hard effort. Since I was carrying such a heavy load, my mom pitied me and decided to drop me off in front of the school gate so I won't have to walk so far. Then, just on that day, the fat ballooned freak had to pick that day to be behind my mom's car. When she saw that I came down to take my bag from the car boot, she sounded the car horned so damn LOUD and REPEATEDLY!!! Then, after i took my bag, I looked at the rude bastard who sounded the horn and braced myself for a fight. When I took a look at the driver, I was bewildered to see that the fat discipline teacher of my school has commited that act of rudeness. I always thought that since she was so in to discipline and manners, she should be very polite and civilised right? What's more she is the Head Of the Pendidikan Moral Department, now that makes her needing to be even more polite and well-mannered right? On the contrary, she did the exact opposite. She horned me like some barbaric, uncivilised, and pathetic psychopath. After horning me, she even winded down the windscreen to shout at me, asking me to meet her in the discipline room. WTF man!!! What the bloody damn freaking hell is WRONG WITH HER??!!! Then, I tried to keep my cool and explained to her. But, her innate stubborness got the better of me. Somehow, she won the arguement and THAT IS SO NOT COOL MAN!!!!! What's more, she also recorded both me and my neighbour's name as my neighbour was in my car too. Wow, I can't believe she is the Head of Moral Department Man. You all know that there is this value called RATIONAL, right? Well, that bitch lacked that value and SO MANY MORE MORAL VALUES in her. GRRR!!!! Thinking of it makes me wanna scream out loud and BASH someone up!!
Moving on, the second witch from my school,(drum roll) behold, Pn, Ch***. Now, for what this maniac has done to me, there are lots of things. First of all, she made my life MISERABLE by telling me off about my hair. She even wanted to cut my hair THE WAY she does, the square-headed style!!! The sideburns must be 1 cm thick and so does the back of my hair. Imagine THAT!! WHAT A FREAK!!! Then, she also always picks on the Form 2's like calling us uneducated and rude delinquents. Always punishing us whenever she sees us breaking the slightest bit of rule in the RULEBOOK!!! Then, she expects our hair to be nerdy and lame. And, the way she canes us is like as if we are trained animals performing in the circus. Then, her face is all wrinkly and SO DARN UGLY!!!! Compared to the ugly duckling, you would say that the ugly duckling is so handsome!!!
I can't believe I survived in Form 1 and 2 with all these psychopathic, maniacal slavedrivers ruling the afternoon session. But now, the morning session discipline teachers are less annoying and more lenient to us compared to Form 1 and 2. Sigh...... anyway, the other 2 discipline teachers are not as bad as the the two stated above. So, give a round of applause!!! YAY!!!! Anyway, CURSE THE TWO BITCHES WHO ARE IN MY SCHOOL!!!!!
First of all, the psychos A.K.A the discipline teachers, are the main problem. Let me ask you something, 1 or 2 discipline teachers are more than enough right? But thats not the case for my school, because there are 4 OF THEM!!! Do you know what that means??? That means 4 TIMES the PAIN, SUFFERING, TORTURE, HELL and many more. Oh MY GODD!!!! How can any student survive that?!! Okok, now I'll tell you how bad they are. I won't hold anything back about them since they made my life in the afternoon session MISERABLE!!!
Now, the 1st maniac on my list is this Pn. Su***.(for those who are in my school you should know who this is, because the cencorship is for my personal safety) She is so DAMN FAT and her belly is BLOATED UP as if she's pregnant or something!! Then, she croaks as loud as a bullfrog until that she didn't need to use the microphone for every student in the hall to hear her. Next, I'll tell you about the crap she done to me to make me detest this bloody despicable bastard. The first time I began hating her was during Form 1. As you know, every school has this campaign call "Save Our Mother Earth" by recycling stuff like newspapers right? Ok, there is this silly and stupid rule that parents are not allowed to drop their child in front of the school gate as this will cause massive traffic jam in residential area. Back then when I was in Form 1, I was a really good boy. In fact, I think I could have been a model student for the school!! Just exaggerating.... Back to the point, I carried a very heavy bag of old newspapers to school which weighed about 8 kg. Now that's a huge contribution don't you all think? But 'SOMEBODY' doesn't appreciate my hard effort. Since I was carrying such a heavy load, my mom pitied me and decided to drop me off in front of the school gate so I won't have to walk so far. Then, just on that day, the fat ballooned freak had to pick that day to be behind my mom's car. When she saw that I came down to take my bag from the car boot, she sounded the car horned so damn LOUD and REPEATEDLY!!! Then, after i took my bag, I looked at the rude bastard who sounded the horn and braced myself for a fight. When I took a look at the driver, I was bewildered to see that the fat discipline teacher of my school has commited that act of rudeness. I always thought that since she was so in to discipline and manners, she should be very polite and civilised right? What's more she is the Head Of the Pendidikan Moral Department, now that makes her needing to be even more polite and well-mannered right? On the contrary, she did the exact opposite. She horned me like some barbaric, uncivilised, and pathetic psychopath. After horning me, she even winded down the windscreen to shout at me, asking me to meet her in the discipline room. WTF man!!! What the bloody damn freaking hell is WRONG WITH HER??!!! Then, I tried to keep my cool and explained to her. But, her innate stubborness got the better of me. Somehow, she won the arguement and THAT IS SO NOT COOL MAN!!!!! What's more, she also recorded both me and my neighbour's name as my neighbour was in my car too. Wow, I can't believe she is the Head of Moral Department Man. You all know that there is this value called RATIONAL, right? Well, that bitch lacked that value and SO MANY MORE MORAL VALUES in her. GRRR!!!! Thinking of it makes me wanna scream out loud and BASH someone up!!
Moving on, the second witch from my school,(drum roll) behold, Pn, Ch***. Now, for what this maniac has done to me, there are lots of things. First of all, she made my life MISERABLE by telling me off about my hair. She even wanted to cut my hair THE WAY she does, the square-headed style!!! The sideburns must be 1 cm thick and so does the back of my hair. Imagine THAT!! WHAT A FREAK!!! Then, she also always picks on the Form 2's like calling us uneducated and rude delinquents. Always punishing us whenever she sees us breaking the slightest bit of rule in the RULEBOOK!!! Then, she expects our hair to be nerdy and lame. And, the way she canes us is like as if we are trained animals performing in the circus. Then, her face is all wrinkly and SO DARN UGLY!!!! Compared to the ugly duckling, you would say that the ugly duckling is so handsome!!!
I can't believe I survived in Form 1 and 2 with all these psychopathic, maniacal slavedrivers ruling the afternoon session. But now, the morning session discipline teachers are less annoying and more lenient to us compared to Form 1 and 2. Sigh...... anyway, the other 2 discipline teachers are not as bad as the the two stated above. So, give a round of applause!!! YAY!!!! Anyway, CURSE THE TWO BITCHES WHO ARE IN MY SCHOOL!!!!!
Friday, March 13, 2009
I'm new in this
Hey there every single one of you beings from Earth. This is my first time blogging, FIRST TIME!!!!! So if you find my posts too insulting or lame, take a hike!!! Who needs ya, HUH? Just kidding...... Anyway, be sure to keep my blog in check for new posts or updates or crap like that. Because if you don't, i'll hunt and track you down to the bottom of the Earth to beat the hell out of you!!
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